Almost Pooping Your Pants Before A Race. On August 17, 2015September 3, 2015 By Running for carbsIn Funny ICYMI: Here is the article I wrote for RunHaven.com on “The 10 Stages of Almost Pooping Your Pants Before A Race”. To read the entire article click here: The 10 Stages of Almost Pooping Your Pants Before A Race. Share this: Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook More Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like Loading...